Amrica ka baap hun

Aik pathan ne bete ka naam amrica rakh liya

dost:amrica humara dushman hai ap ne ye naam kiun rakha?

Pathan:hum batana chahta hai k hum amrica ka baap hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 638 views
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