2lady ped k niche baithi

2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi

Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira

Aam bola-
PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE

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