2lady ped k niche baithi
2lady ped k niche baithi Kafi der se bate kr rahi thi
Achanak 1aam gira
1lady-ye aam kese gira
Aam bola-
PAK GAYA HU TUMHARI BAATE SUN-SUN KE
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