Madad ka shukria
Me ne aik larki ki madad ki to us ne mujhe thank u bola me ne kaha thank u mat bolo ye lo mera number aur 3 larkion ko send karo aur unhen kahao aage 3 ,3 ku send karen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 829 views
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