Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.
Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.
Pappu jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewqoof banaya tumko….
Pappu ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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