1gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. pandit-kaho "mera apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hun"
peeche se aawaz aai: "lo bechare ki cycle bhi gayi.

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