Beggar 1: Arey, tum kyu us movie poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

Beggar 2: Main hee is movie ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

Tum khaana bahut

Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho

Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal papa Kuwe me Gir

Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai?

Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

KUTTE per Mazmoon

Teacher:

Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh

ker lane ka kaha tha

Student:

Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana

Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)