Movie Ke Poster Ko Kyun Ghoor Rahe Ho

Beggar 1: Arey, tum kyu us movie poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

Beggar 2: Main hee is movie ka producer hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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