Conductor:- Bus Stop
Conductor:- Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna He, Utar Jao?
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Girl:- 2 Minutes Roko me Kapde Utar Rahi Hu....
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Sabhi Ne Piche Dekha,
wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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