Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre
Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai
Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views
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