Run for president
Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
Similar Jokes
Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.
Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .
Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".
Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can says 'put on two coats'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?
Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….
Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?
Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
.
.
.
Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa Banta se:
America main Hollywood hai.
India mai Bollywood hai.
England mai kya hai ?
Banta:
England mai Collingwood hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon tu boht dard hota hai
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)