Snow Days!

A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students

whether they had used the time away from school constructively.

"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 744 views
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