What's for dinner??
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!”
“Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Marte Wqt Doctor Se:
Doctor Sahb Hm Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.
Doctor:
Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agr Hoga To Hm Nikaal Lein Ge :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Janty ho. Raat mai
Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!
Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.
K
“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha
wahan aaya aur bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.
Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.
Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?
Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?
Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you ever miss
Sweet memories of College Days
Your Class
Your Friends
.
Just open your "MARK SHEET"
Sara Nasha Utar Jayega
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
SARDAR: Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Lay Kar Aaye Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rahi
SON :Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.
'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.
'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.
The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
.
Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)