Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. :-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 656 views

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ghalib ne girlfriend

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)