Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...


So Every True Lover is Requested...


In Memory of Jack & Rose...
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes:-)

by bilal (few years ago!) / 647 views

Kuch khana de do

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do
MAF KARO BABA
FAQIR:Kuch To Do
Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Car ka accident

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main
so rahaa tha?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Murgi to anday

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2 habshi..

2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

People say in any Problem apne Dil ki suno

People say in any Problem apne Dil ki suno
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Ab i don’t know what the hell this ‘dhak-dhak
dhak-dhak dhak-dhak’ means..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)