Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai
Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Lofer Aur Offer Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai
Simple Hai Yaar….
Ladka Agar I Luv U Boley To Lofer Aur Ladki Bole To Bhaiya Offer !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views
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Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
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“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.
“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”
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