Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘
hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Wife:Plz Bike Tez Na Chalao
Mujhey Dar Lag Raha Hai
Sardar:
Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai
To Meri Tarah Ankhein Band Kar Lay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: woh kaise?
SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.
Mr. Smith: Why?
Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pyar me
Zuban
chup ho to
Ankhen
Bolti H
Ankhen
chup hon to
Hont
Bolte H
Hont
chup ho to
Dil Bolta H
Or agr Dil
chup ho to
.
.
.
Molvi bolta H
“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza frz-e-kfaya”
“ALLAH O AKBAR”
GAME OVER!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)