Funny Girlfriend
Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Sharat :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera mann laga rahega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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