Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 708 views
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