Meri os jgah hath lagao
Lrka: Meri os jgah
hath lagao jahan
haddi na ho
Lrki
muskratey huey:
Chal phir nikal
bahir,
pakron
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zubaan ko
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 601 views
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