Tumhe To Mujh Par Trust Hi Nahi Hai
Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko
Kaha: “Main Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hoon?”
Ladki: “Haan Kyun Nahi, Just A Minute”
Inbox Delete,
Sent Item Delete,
Call History Delete
Ladki: “Ye Lo Dekhlo Tumhe To Mujh Par Trust Hi Nahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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