An ant and an elephant share a night of romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 589 views
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