Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi Thhi.

Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”

Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.

Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”

Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views

Finger tastes nice

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phool Dena Chahte Ho To

Agar Aap Mujhe 14 feb ko Phool Dena Chahte Ho To..

Gobhi Ka Phool
Dena

Apke Piyar Ka Bi Izhar Ho Jayega
Humara Salan Bi Tayyar Ho Jayega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha

ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha
tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha
bhae ye konsa janwar hai
tota bola: pathan hai saala

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Diplomatic Husband

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ik pathan ghalti say

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)