MALOOM HAI AAP BO
MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WaRNa AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 796 views
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