MALOOM HAI AAP BO

MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WaRNa AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 549 views
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