America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray .
ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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Wo machine he chori ho gai .
Geo pakistan ..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 626 views

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k paisa kamaega dher.

Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn utha si, so jaunga fer

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Kangal Ho Gya

1 Memon Kangal Ho Gya
To Usne Apni BV Se Kaha:
Bchon Ko Unki Nani K Ghr Bhej Do
Or Tum Apni Ma K Ghar Chali Jao
Mera Allah Malik
He Me Apny Susral Chala Jata Hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Story of Newton's Laws

Story of Newton's Laws

A cow was walking

Newton stopped it...

It stopped.

He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"

He gave a force by kicking the cow...

it gave a sound "MA!"

he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"

After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,

Then he formulated the 3rd Law...

"EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)