Sardars Friend

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni

Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?

Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo
Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

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"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

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Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

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Amaara liye bi Dua krna

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Qaari saib!
Amaara liye bi
Dua krna...! ;-)

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