Pathan
Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 819 views
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4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
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Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana
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Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
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"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.
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Husband- Ya ?
Wife- I Gave Him Food Yesterday & Today He Gifted Me A Book How To Cook?
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While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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Ali : I want to be married .
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