Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon

Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1038 views

A phatan joined

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

THE ANSWER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Diff between belief & relief

Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You delivered an excellent

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)