Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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Is Ka matlb…
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Tm Rahul Ki Behan ho?? :D
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Larka: I'm sorry.
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!
Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta
Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?
Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak
lift chahiye kya?
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Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift
le rahi hoon abhi tak
ghar nahi pahuchi…..
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Jo samje wo agaye forward kary baqi beth k pogo dekhy..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr
bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka
board lagaya tha.
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Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
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*~~InShaLLaH~~*
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)