Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi.

Librarian: Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 714 views
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