LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho

PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views

ido Peeta Hu

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

When you buy a note

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”

BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher. give mevthree reason

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is
round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and
you say so !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

5vi Pass With Shahrukh

5vi PASS me SHAHRUKH ne muze puchha india me aisa kon hai jo 15 din me ek baar nahaata hai Khuda kasam 5 crore thukra diye Magar tumhara naam nahi bataya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)