Teacher(class mein pdhate hue):Bacho aayker, bikrikar, bhumikar se milta julta koi aur word batao

Nishu: Sir, ek nahi 3 words suno “Sunil Gawasker, Sachin Tendulker aur Dilip Vengserker”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

I want to marry a smart woman

Banta: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who will make me happy!
Santa: Make up your mind.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek shaadi shuda bhak

Ek shaadi shuda bhakt ne bhagwan se kaha,

Aapne aurat ko itna sunder kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”

Bhakt bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train mein warning likhi thi

Train mein warning likhi thi :-
Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”

Santa :-
Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

T.V Cable is Not For Kids

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
They don't Study, So I got rid of it.

Banta: That's Good.

Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)