Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 499 views

Bhikhari’s True Love

Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone
karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:
Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar
karta hai…. “True Love”
Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad
hee main bhikaari bana hoon…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Talk on sports

When design engineers get together they often
talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about
tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate
ladder the smaller your balls become.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana kha raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy

sardar.. Me tu khud tang aa gaya haan. ki karan card tay likha tha .......KHANA 12 SE 2 tak..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

it has been shown

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)