TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word
"lettuce" in it.Amy writes something.

TEACHER TO AMY: What've you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.Show Punchline

Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Toothbursh

Memon : Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khana khaya hai kya?

Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye
kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu
maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

During The Match

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)