Ghar K Bahir Se Awaz Lagayi

Aik FAQEER Nay Ghar K Bahir Se Awaz Lagayi:
Babu Ji Roti Milegi?
Andar Se Awaz Ayi:
“Biwi Ghar Per Nahi Hai”
FAQEER: Main Ny Roti Laine Hai
“CHUMMI” Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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