After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua kya??

Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua
kya??
Santa: Ghutnoo pe chal ke ayi thi
mere pass
Banta: kya boli??
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Santa: Boli bed ke neeche se nikal
aa
Ab nahi marungi :D :P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.

Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.

T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun, Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi ki salgirah

Wife: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Once Laloo was coming out of airport.

Once Laloo was coming out of airport. As there was
huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
For which Laloo replied “75Kgs” and moved on…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)