After becoming the CM
After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.
Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:
"Laalu ji, third from left".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1233 views
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