After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

Next year

Manager:you are appointed your salary is rs.10000.next year it will bi 20000.

Sardar:ok!i will join next year.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa ki chhatri me hole tha

Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?

Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Haryanvi's donkey

A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Baap

Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai
ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala
hu…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)