After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1259 views

cold drink

Lion ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Buddha :- Mera khoon to thanda ho
chuka hai kisi jawan ka taza garam
khoon piyo.
Lion :- Koi baat nahi aaj cold drink pine

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Run for president

Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir Dard

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sun vs Moon

Once there was a debate between two countries, USA and China, one thousand years ago.

Ten distinguished people from each country met in the Himalayas for the debate. The debate was on who was most important - the sun or the moon. Each side presented their arguments and counter-arguments for days but they could not settle.

Finally on the 11th day the Americans defeated the Chinese in the debate and concluded that it was the moon which was more important than the sun, "because the moon gives us light in the night when it is dark, but sun gives us light in the day-when it is not necessary!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)