Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1118 views

Pathan

Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..

“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..

Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?

?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bewian Bhi Taliban

Baaz Bewian Bhi Taliban Ke Tarah Hoti Hain.
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Na Admi Operetion Kar Sakta Hai
Na Hi Muzakrat Kamyaab Hoty Hain......!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Apni galfrnd k sath pahli date

Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:
Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya
Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ny Medical Store

Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Pappu, Sher aur Bhagwan

Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aa gaya…

usne upar dekhte huye kaha:
“bhagwan, main to mar gaya”

Us din bhagwaan ji bhi mast mood mein the,

Upar se awaaz aayi:
“ek patthar utha, aur sher k sarpe maar de”,

Pappu ne patthar uthaya aur sher ke sar per maar diya,

Phir upar se awaaz aayi :
“Beta, mara to tu ab hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)