Hotel Ka Khana

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 933 views
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