golu & molu
taSan.. yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
Golu..: yeah mera door ka bhai hai
Molu ..: door ka mein samjha nahin
Golu..: iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai :P: P: P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P...
by Ahsan Ijaz (few years ago!) / 1089 views
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