A husband said

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
If Jannah was a bird?
I would catch it for you?
If Jannah was a house?
I’d build it for you, but?
Since Jannah is a place?
no eye has ever seen?
I make dua for Allah?
to reserve it for you?

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 901 views
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