Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

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