A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views

Run for president

Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars,” said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure,” she replied. “Run for president.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After Examination

After Examination
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko maar goli, Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,

Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Altaf hussain

Phone par ziyada dair bat karne se dimagh aur shakal par bahut bura asar parta hai.
Dimagh nakara aur shakal manhos ho jati hai


example:altaf hussain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)