hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante
hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon… hum dava jaante hain,
hume bhulne ki koshish mat karna dost, hum gala dabana bhi jante hain!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 792 views
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