Pathan: Molvi Sahab kya Wazoo k Bagair

Pathan:
Molvi Sahab kya
Wazoo k Bagair
Namaz Ho Jati Hai



Molvi : Nahi Hoti


Pathan : Ho Jati Hai


Molvi : O Bhai Nai
Hoti


Pathan: Mene khud
Parh k Dehki Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1509 views
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