Pathan: Molvi Sahab kya Wazoo k Bagair
Pathan:
Molvi Sahab kya
Wazoo k Bagair
Namaz Ho Jati Hai
Molvi : Nahi Hoti
Pathan : Ho Jati Hai
Molvi : O Bhai Nai
Hoti
Pathan: Mene khud
Parh k Dehki Hai.
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