Teacher to Student
Teacher to Student: Jo Cheez tumhen tang ya
preshan karay usay apnay pas bhi na bhataknay do…
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Student: Chal shabash sab se pehlay to nikal..;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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