Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 728 views

Santa goes 2 a library

Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The
Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &
says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

13 bache woh kese?

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Wife : Honey,where are you?

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Philosophy Professor asked

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)