Some Realties of Life.
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 692 views
Similar Jokes
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai
yahan se nikalne k leye
Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Bacha Girl ko Kiss Karte Hue
Ek bacha girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata ,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
Bhaar mein gayi duniyadari
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...
'Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??'
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din
me..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
~ 1 intersting
Joke Reply with
YES/NO
Yes.
Kia tmhary ghar walon ko pata hy k tum pagal ho.?
Ans=
Yes \ No
Reply must
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aorawaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
I Wrote On The Door
"Plz Don"t Enter
I m Upset"
Frnds
Came,Smilling &
Said:
"Sory Yar tujhe To
Pta Hy Na English
Samjh Nahi Aati":-)
by zohaib (few years ago!)
Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an
art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto:
`R u mad? Of course not.
He painted it from his sharp memory!`
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)