Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai.
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 526 views
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