Inspector To Banta:
Faansi Se Pehle
Bata Teri Antim Ichha Kya Hai?

Banta:Mere Pair Upar Aur
Sir Neeche Kar K Faansi De Do..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Is there any medicine for long life..?

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se
swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein
doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember

Laloo: Doctor, I don't remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)