A couple went to a wishing well
A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth
Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.
The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 903 views
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