sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain?
Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na .;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 621 views

how do you spell “crocodile”?

TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?

Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?

papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.

teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi public toilet me betha

1 Admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usy 7 waly toilet se awaz i,

kya hal hai?

Admi ghabra kr bola:
... Theek hon

Phir aawaz i,
kya kr rahe ho?

Admi:
Betha hon,

phir awaz i,
mai aa jaun?

Admi or ghabra ke bola:
Nai nai mai busy hon

phir aawaz i,

Acha yaar tumhe bad me call krta hn, abi koi ullu ka patha 7 wale toilet se meri hr baat ka jwb de raha hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)