Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

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Koi Rajnikant-Vajnikant Nai Hota

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hai.........:)

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Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?

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Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

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