AaHo
Admi:Yar ye AAHO kon Log bolty h
Sardr:Bhai ye Jo PeNdu unParh jahil Gawar LoO hoty h wo Bolty H
Admi:Acha Aap Parhy Likhy HeN
Srdar:AaHo
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