Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested?
Pupil: A Teacher

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

MC k hotel main

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha
hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas
garam ho raha hai!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot

Ek 10 saal ka bachcha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise karein”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon parr rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ki mera paalan poshan theek tarah se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tough Love A dyin

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:

"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Getting married is very much

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)