The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Mazaak urate hain

Ashwin empire se:1 bal raha gaya ye bi karta hun,
empire:kiun?
Ashwin:ta ke pakistani pher mera mazaaq urha na saken k 1 ball rah gaya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A woman is sitting

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek chor makaan mein ghussa

Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha "daaien button dabao." Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya. Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho? Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maa: beta kya kar rhe ho?

Maa: beta kya kar rhe ho?

Beta: Parh raha hun maa….

Maa: Excellent! kya parh rha he meri jaan…?

Beta: apni jaan k messages ammi jaan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)