The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 708 views

Pathan

Ek pathan pe
Bijli ki tar gir gaiy:
pathan tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
K:
Light chali gai,
pathan khushi
Se bola . .
Pakistan zindabad

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek chooha sharab k glass me

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy mai tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon Hasn Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Uthta Hi Subha 9 Baje Hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After robbing d Bank

After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me
robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko.

Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)