The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

Husbnd police statoin pe

Police station me aik admi mujh arest kar lo maine apni bv ke sar pe danda mara hai,
police:wo mar gai,
admi :nai wo bach gae hai ab meri khair nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne

Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Crazy Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,

Maa: Kahan Thay.?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,
"MAA DA PYAR"

Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh...
"peoo DI MAAR"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What did the gangster's

Q: What did the gangster's son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)