The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bholu Se Pucha

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bholu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
Bholu: “Teacher, Scientific Reason Hai”Teacher: “Kaise”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhak Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near
the lions' cage and asks them their names and
what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
.
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)